We guarantee the work. Not the weather.
Here’s exactly what we stand behind, and exactly what we don’t — because a promise you can’t read the fine print on isn’t worth much.
The accuracy guarantee
Every finding in your audit is backed by real evidence from your actual site — a screenshot, a measurement, or the specific URL. We don’t publish a claim we can’t show you the receipt for. If we get a fact wrong — we mis-read something, a number is off, we point at the wrong page — tell us. We’ll correct it and re-deliver the report at no additional charge. That’s the guarantee: the audit is accurate, or we make it accurate.
Why all sales are final
The $75 audit is delivered digital work product. Once you have the report, you have the insights — and there’s no way to “return” knowledge. So the fee is non-refundable. This isn’t fine print to trap you; it’s the honest economics of selling a real teardown for $75 instead of a four-figure one. We keep the price low by not building refund-fraud into it.
What protects you isn’t a refund — it’s the accuracy guarantee above. You’re never stuck with a wrong report. You just can’t take a correct one for free.
What we do NOT guarantee
We sell rigorous work and honest recommendations. We do not guarantee specific search rankings, traffic numbers, or lead volume. Those depend on your competition, your domain’s history, market conditions, and a dozen factors no audit — and no honest vendor — controls. Anyone who guarantees you a #1 ranking is either naive or lying. The audit is a diagnosis, not a cure; it tells you the truth about where you stand and what to fix first.
Compliance work is not legal advice
If your engagement includes A2P/SMS registration or consent-flow setup, that is an implementation service — we build carrier-compliant plumbing and preserve the consent evidence. It is not legal advice. Your obligations under telemarketing and privacy laws are between you and your counsel, and any consent language we deliver should get your counsel’s review before you rely on it.
Bespoke projects
Larger engagements — website builds, retainers, the AI office — are governed by a separate Master Services Agreement and Statement of Work, with their own terms. This page covers the $75 audit specifically.
Fair terms, real work.
Run the $75 audit and see exactly where you stand — accuracy guaranteed.